Rescue Chip Sent In To Save Broken Tostito Submerged In 7-Layer Dip

AKRON, OH—Calling the situation dangerous and a rescue operation “very risky,” authorities have confirmed they will now lower a rescue chip into a seven-layer dip to save a broken Tostito that got caught in the party spread approximately...
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