Don’t like talking to people? Automation will save us from the hellscape of human interaction

From what I can tell, as I watch my few remaining follicles wither and die, male pattern baldness is a phenomenon almost entirely without merit. First you have hair that bounces and swishes like a young Leonardo DiCaprio riding a stallion along the surf, and then it goes away and suddenly you’ve got a thumb for a head.
Read more: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/dec/13/dont-like-talking-to-people-automation-will-save-us-from-the-hellscape-of-human-interaction?source=Snapzu